每个国家都有每个国家的特点。有些网友就毒蛇并且传神的用一句话总结了各个国家的特点。但这是一针见血呢?还是高端黑呢?
美国:Freedom! (terms and conditions may apply)
自由万岁!——最终解释权归我大美利坚所有。
英国:Had the largest empire ever, but lost it due to drinking too much tea.
曾经是史上最大的帝国,喝茶太多败光了。
意大利:We were really important, but now we make shoes.
曾经真的很重要,可现在我们是鞋匠。
希腊:We did bunch of shit for mankind like 10,000 years ago. Now we are bankrupt...
大约10000年前我们为人类做了那么多,现在破产了...
瑞士:Sure, we'll take your money!
大哥,存钱不?
澳大利亚:Still ruled by a classy older lady in England because we are too distracted by the large amount of native fauna trying to kill us to declare independence.
我们为啥还被那个英国老太太统治着?因为我们整天忙着应付那些想着弄死我们闹独立的独有动物们。
丹麦 :Tuborg
乐堡啤酒
加拿大:Sorry!
对不起,能不能换个话题?
新西兰:Lord of The Rings
指环王是我们的!
俄罗斯:Then things got worse.
在那之后,局势越来越不好了。
奥地利:Austria’s greatest accomplishment is convincing the world that Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German.
奥地利最大的成就是让世界人民相信贝多芬是奥地利人,而希特勒是德国人。
朝鲜:All is fine. No more questions. Eternal President will lead us to victory.
我们过得很好。提问到此结束。永远的领袖将带领我们走向胜利。
原文地址:确实一针见血 网友双语毒舌吐槽12个国家(全文)(http://www.99yangshengtang.com/tushuoyangsheng/shehuiwanxiang/1471255254170324.shtml)